Once again, simply wonderful Lacie. It must be thrilling and rewarding for you to do this.
"Nice thong, babes!" followed by squealing laughter at your humiliation -- exquisite! One of my fav lines on your recordings right up there with "Want to swap knickers, babe?"
You should consider engaging some of these girls a bit more. Next time you are "complimented" on your thong, I'm thinking you could:
a) Take it as if it was a sincere compliment, which of course it most likely isn't. Respond with "Oh, I'm glad you think so! They really are more comfortable."
b) Act like a complete wimp and say "this isn't my choice. My girlfriend makes me wear them. She thinks as long as I have knickers on I'll never cheat because I'd be too embarrassed to take my pants off in front of another woman. It's so embarrassing!"
c) Go into denial; act all panicky and start with "What are you talking about? I'm wearing regular men's underwear." and try goad them into challenging you back that they saw you were wearing knickers. Then possibly make the humiliating confession, possibly in the vein of the scenario above...perhaps: "...You're right. My gf makes me wear these...and I find it a little bit embarrassing. But I shouldn't have lied...you're absolutely right: I wear women's knickers."
Far be it for me to tell "The Master" how to go about his craft, but just a few thoughts for you if you're open to them! Otherwise, keep up the AMAZING work!