Just a heads up, this is going to be the lamest story on this entire thread. I figured I'd share it though because it's unique in that it's a thong story where no thong was actually seen.
Setting: So I was hanging out with a lady friend (HOTBABE) on Friday. She's really cute, a ton of fun, and an overall great person. It should come as no surprise that she is a devout thong wearer. Anyways, we stopped by her aunt's (AUNT) house where there was an old family friend (OLDLADY) visiting as well. I was in the kitchen making drinks, and they were in the next room where the Olympics were on the TV. I could not see them, but I could hear them. This is what I heard:
OLDLADY: I don't know how they can wear those!
AUNT: Yea, it just looks uncomfortable.
HOTBABE: It's not.
OLDLADY: Would drive me crazy having my underwear up like that.
HOTBABE: It doesn't.
OLDLADY: Well just looking at it makes me squirm.
AUNT: It's a young person thing. They like them.
OLDLADY: Yea, well sometime when I see that sticking out the back of their pants I just want to grab it & pull it out!
HOTBABE & AUNT: hahahahahaha
AUNT: Didn't your grandma say something funny about thongs?
HOTBABE: Yea, she was saying, "I'm a great seamstress. I can sew anything. I can even sew your underwear. The ones with the string up the butt!"
OLDLADY, AUNT, & HOTBABE: hahahahahaha
HOTBABE: And I'm like, "oh my god grandma, are you talking about thongs?"
OLDLADY, AUNT, & HOTBABE: hahahahaha!!
Then the HOTBABE came into the kitchen, where I was now trying to hide a chubby, to help with the drinks. I swear I got blue balls just from looking at her and her tight, seamfree, little ass. hahahaha.
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I have no idea what it is they saw on the TV that sparked this thong conversation. Like I said, they were watching the Olympics & it was Friday night (in the USA). I'm assuming the camera caught a blatant look at somebody's whaletail. I would love to see what these three ladies were looking at if anybody has it!