Insane evening. Went with the Gregg homme Serengeti thong. Texted her when I was outside the country bar she said she was inside already. Found her through the really crowded loud bar. She looked worse than her photos. She was smoking when i approached her. She shook my hand. She had on a black tank top pretty nice designer jeans and boots. Her hair was red and stuck in the 80s, her face was worn out and her teeth were nasty. I immediately ordered us a shot and a beer. I really thought about spending an hour then leaving bc she was gross. There were a lot of hot girls my age at this bar dancing and I felt like they kept looking at me wondering why I was with this hag. After three quick rounds and typical small talk she asked (in a deep smokers voice)if I wanted to head to her apartment and order a pizza. I said fuck it why not. She lived in a high rise across the street. During the 5 minute walk I realized she was dtf. She asked me how much ass I was getting on pof. I told her straight up a lot, and she said the same (to myself I thought she was lying but then again I'm out with her so who knows). Got up to her apartment. It was really small, messy and smelled like cigarettes/wet towels. She offered me a shot and a beer, I took it. Not to sound cocky or anything but I thought she would compliment me on how young/fit/good looking I was and wonder why I accepted her invitation. She said on the couch with me and asked if I wanted to turn the tv on. I said sure there was probably a playoff game on. She said how about this...and with multiple remotes she turned on her DVD player...PORN! I forgot the title but it had "cock" in it. I said fuck yea I'll watch. She cuddled up to me and started rubbing my package. At this point I knew this lady was probably down for anything. I started talking real dirty to her and she would moan and kiss me every time I said something nasty. I was saying thong along the lines of you've been waiting for my big cock all day haven't you etc etc. I never talk like that really I was just so uninhibited and a tad drunk haha. I wasn't really feeling the kissing so I told her to stand up and strip for me and smacked her ass. She complied. She was skinny fat. Had on a really nice red bra, decent tits. I was thinking thong for her but when she pulled down her fancy jeans she had on red cotton vs bikini panties. They were old and looked like they had been through the wash cycle a few hundred times and had a couple small bleach spots on the butt. Me being a panty man complimented her anyway. I told her to sit and i stood up. She had the dirtiest smile on. I saw her peeking at the porno that was on behind me. And I stripped along to the techno music that was on in the porno. I've stripped only a few times for gfs. Shoes off, shirt off, belt off, jeans unbuttoned, started to unzip...stood on the couch with my crotch right in her face. She yelled (pretty loud volume for apartment setting)let me she your dick! I dropped my jeans! Boom! Animal print thong! She lit up in amazement and asked if I was a stripper.i said just for you and started to pound my thong bulge at her face. I could see she was rubbing her panties. I turned and put my thonged ass right in her face and she started kissing and licking my cheeks. I picked her up she straddled me and we started eating face. I threw her down on her bed which was righ there in the corner of her studio. Her panties were soaked and my cock was throbbing so I took off the thong. Right when I reached down to my ankle to take off the thong she was already blowing me. Again I said fuck it and grabbed her head and started fucking her face. She was gagging and rubbing her panties like crazy. I told her to take off those fucking panties. She had a natural But it wasn't too crazy. I took her panties took a big whiff and told her I loved her hot wet panties. I guess she wanted to join me with the dirty talk bc out of nowhere she got absolutely filthy! She begged for me to fuck her I got a condom out of my jeans and again another lady said it wasn't necessary (trust me I was sober enough to but a condom on for this lady). I went right into jack hammering, hair pulling, and ass smacking. She was loving it all. At one point she started fingering my ass and I just asked if she had a Strap on. She said of course and that made me cum I pulled out quickly removed the condom and blew over her tits. She rubbed the cum off her tits and started fingering herself with it and told me she loved cream pies.( any woman who knows that phrase and has a strapon is obviously experienced). I got changed and left quickly. Overall I was happy with the experience, the sex was surprisingly good, she was nasty in bed but also physically nasty. As I was typing this up she texted me "morning
" not sure if or how I will respond. And I'm mad we never ordered that pizza. Thanks for reading, comments are always appreciated.