Jesus! You know, we were the Charles Barkley and Michael Jordan of this site - both starting around the same time, both trying to get their girlfriends to become whale tailers, both chronicling our adventures and attempts. Along the way though, you've turned into the MJ of the Bulls, I've gotten an injury and haven't really capitalised on my potential.
I'm super happy for you pcm and loooooooove your stories. This thread is my favourite on the site. So jealous that your girlfriend is showing her whale tail in public. Keep up the great work!