I'm with you guys. Nothing drives me crazier than catching a woman picking her butt desperately trying to dislodge the underwear out of her ass. Whether it be a thong gone wrong or granny panties that have bunched up too far, it stops me dead in my tracks ever time. I even requested on TONYS thread that he specifically look for pics of women pulling their underwear out of their asses. hahaha.
I have a theory on why I find this so hot, but first I want to address why I think this is so rare. Scott is absolutely correct. People that wear thong underwear aren't bothered by it. You are much more likely to see a girl wearing granny panties (I consider any non-thong/string underwear to be granny panties. So this includes boyshorts, bikinis, hipsters, etc) struggling to fix their wedgie or complaining how their underwear is riding up their ass. The only time you'll see a thong wearer doing it is if she's just started wearing them or if her thong is too small. You're never going to see a seasoned thong wearer publicly picking her butt.
So if thongs are by design always riding up your butt, then why are thong-wearers the least likely to have problems with their underwear riding up their butts? Well, I wears men's thong underwear exclusively pretty much everyday, so I'll try to use my years of experience to explain this apparent oxymoron.
-First, and most importantly, wearing a thong does not feel like having a wedgie*. How this is possible, I don't know. I'm sure somebody can write a whole thesis about the lack of material and upward force on thong underwear, but whatever the scientific explanation the bottom line is it's not like having a wedgie at all. I remember being surprised about that fact when I first started wearing thongs. The sensation wasn't that my underwear was riding up my ass... it was more a sensation like my ass was hanging out of my underwear. And now I don't even notice it. For thong wearers, wearing a thong is like wearing socks. It just not something you think about or notice. If I ever have an issue where I need to adjust my thong, it's almost always because of something amiss up front in the pouch. The backside surprisingly never bothers me. It's not like I have some special, numb buttcrack either. I actually hate wedgies. In fact, the main reason why I transitioned from wearing thongs just for fun to wearing thongs as everyday underwear is because I was fed up with my boxers/briefs bunching up my crack all day and constantly having to pull them out. People joke and call thong underwear "perma-wedgies" but to me boxers are the true perma-wedgies. Every guy is acutely aware of how it feels to have their boxer shorts perpetually creep up their ass all day, so they wrongly project that sensation on what wearing a thong must feel like. Truth is though, it's not the same thing.
-Secondly, there is no point in picking your thong out of your butt. It's not going to do anything. A thong is designed to slide between your buttcheeks. So you can pick it out, but the second you release that strap it's going to go right back up your ass. If you want to get the thong out of your butt, you actually have to take your thong off. Plus, there is no simple or discrete way of getting it out of your crack. You literally have to stick your hand down the back of your pants or really dig like a backhoe into your asscrack. Realistically, even if you wanted to pick your thong, you wouldn't be able to get it without loosening your pants. Obviously this isn't acceptable behavior in public, so it never happens.
-Number Three is closely related to Number Two. Thong underwear is designed to hug your asscrack. To wear a thong is to have a piece of fabric between your buttcheeks. That's just what wearing a thong is. So for people who wear thongs, this is just a commitment that they make when getting dressed and they deal with it. It's not an issue because when they decided to put a thong on in the morning, they've already come to accept that it was going to be up their ass. Nobody ever says, "I'm definitely wearing a thong today" and then when they put it on says, "why is it in my crack? I didn't sign up for this! I want to wear a thong, but I don't want to have any fabric between my cheeks!" For seasoned thong wearers, having a strip of fabric up your butt isn't a big deal. They are cool with it.
-Finally, thongs don't bunch or ride. The second you put it on, it's already at "max wedgie." Like, there's no possible way it can get any more up your butt. It's just there, you don't ever have to fiddle with it. So if your thong is comfy when you put it on, it's gonna stay that way all day long because it's not going to move in anyway. There is no fabric to bunch and it can't get any more between your asscheeks. Full back underwear will shift, ride, and bunch through out the day. They leave their default position and need fixing/readjustment. This is not an issue with thongs. I've had a thong up my ass all day long today and yet I don't even notice any discomfort because it's in the same position as it was when I put it on this morning.
*NOTE: This is assuming your thong is the correct size. If you are wearing a thong that's too small, obviously that shit is going to feel like an endless wedgie from hell.
So that's my explanation for why thong-wearers are rarely ever caught digging their strings out of their asses. I realize everyone is unique and I don't mean to speak for everyone. I'd love to hear the thoughts from other regular thong wearers on this. Are you like me and never have an issue, or do you guys/gals struggle with your thongs being between your buttcheecks all day?
At last, that brings me to my theory for why I find this so hot. Again, this is something I'd love to hear other member's opinions on, but this is mine:
When you are with a girl whose wearing a thong, it fills your mind. If you are anything like me, knowing that she is wearing a thong drives you crazy! You can't think of anything else, and its a struggle to keep your cool and remain coherent. All you can think about is that sexy strap tightly wedged deep between her amazing buttcheeks, and yet she's there completely oblivious. You're eyes bugged out of your head when you saw her VTL and yet she was more concerned with sampling the flavors at the ice cream shop. You are desperately trying hide a raging boner because her thong triangle slipped out the back of her pants when she picked her bag off the ground, yet she didn't skip a beat when talking about last night's episode of the bachelor.
This is the great irony of the "my damn thong is driving me crazy" premise. It's not the girl that is driven crazy from wearing a thong... its the GUY that's driven crazy cuz he knows she's wearing it! Her thong is literally all you can think about. Yet she is thinking about everything but her thong. So this is why it's hot when a girl is struggling with her thong. It's because she is finally giving it attention! She is finally acknowledging that she is wearing a thong! 99.9999% of the time she doesn't give a single thought to her thong. In fact, that's probably why she's wearing it: so she doesn't have to worry about pantylines, wedgies, or looking hot. The thong takes care of all that so she never has to think about it. When she is struggling with her thong or adjusting it though, he mind is where you're is at. Squarely on that thong riding up her ass.
Damn, I just wrote a novel. Well, as you can see I'm very passionate about this subject. I would love to hear everyone's reactions and opinions. What are your thoughts or experiences with girls struggling with thongs!?