Samus Aran and her thonged booty in Metroid: Zero Mission

How would you rate Samus's booty in this specific image? What does it look like?

  • She has buns of steel

    Votes: 5 35.7%
  • She has a firm booty, but it's not toned

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • She has an unfit bum

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • She has a fat arse

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • She has a flabby bottom

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Her arse is both fat & flabby

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • Sorry Samus, those buns are too small :-(

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Sorry Samus, that arse of yours is too fat :-(

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Sorry Samus, that arse of yours is too flabby :-(

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Sorry Samus, that arse of yours is both too fat & too flabby :-(

    Votes: 4 28.6%

  • Total voters
    14
So it seems most people agree that Samus had a fat ass back in Zero Mission. But here's the question:

Do you like it?

or

Do you think it would have looked better if it was just slightly firmer, with a perkier shape?
Women with big butts are amazing, as long as their waists and legs are slender. I love Samus' big twerkable booty. However, there is no questioning that for a girl who goes on intense space adventures and does so much physical activity, her butt should be more firm and toned. If you worked out as much as she does, you'd have a pretty athletic, petite butt. No reason why her ass is so fat, unless she's doing squats in the spaceship and making twerk videos to entertain the other space rangers.
 
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