Anyone ever buy thongs at Walmart as a male?

[thongstealer881]

I'm a thong lover, but I keep it low key outside of this site. I go to Walmart a lot and I always take a quick peek at the women's underwear. I try to make it not look obvious, but today there was a really sexy pair. Definitely the most sexy pair I've seen at Walmart. Its a cheetah print thong with red lace. It was the first time I had a legit thought about buying it. I feel like it would be a very uncomfortable thing to do as a male. Even though I could potentially try to go to self checkout. I don't think I'm going to do it but I wanted to know if anyone has ever done this.

 

[Rancorous]

I've bought underwear at Victoria's Secret by myself. They ask me "Did you want a gift receipt?" and I'm like "no" lol.

 

[JC34]

I'm a thong lover, but I keep it low key outside of this site. I go to Walmart a lot and I always take a quick peek at the women's underwear. I try to make it not look obvious, but today there was a really sexy pair. Definitely the most sexy pair I've seen at Walmart. Its a cheetah print thong with red lace. It was the first time I had a legit thought about buying it. I feel like it would be a very uncomfortable thing to do as a male. Even though I could potentially try to go to self checkout. I don't think I'm going to do it but I wanted to know if anyone has ever done this.

Why aren't you going to do it? If you want it - buy it. Since you seem really nervous about it, just buy a bunch of other items you may need with it at the same time. Nobody will question it...especially at a self-checkout. Tbh, even at VS stores, the workers will stay professional. If you're THAT worried, try to buy it online (that's what I do).

 

[Gbanger]

Walmart used to have a house brand called "best fitting panty" and I was intrigued by their best fitting thong. Never bought it though because women's thongs don't work for me in front.

I don't think there's any point in buying a brand new pair of underwear unless you or someone else is going to wear it. So if you are gonna buy this thong, I think you should buy it in your own size and wear it yourself. Like actually wear it. All day, to school, to work, whatever. If you don't think you'll be able to tolerate that strip of red lace riding up your ass all day tho, then you shouldn't waste the money buying it.

 

[Rancorous]

Walmart used to have a house brand called "best fitting panty" and I was intrigued by their best fitting thong. Never bought it though because women's thongs don't work for me in front.

I don't think there's any point in buying a brand new pair of underwear unless you or someone else is going to wear it. So if you are gonna buy this thong, I think you should buy it in your own size and wear it yourself. Like actually wear it. All day, to school, to work, whatever. If you don't think you'll be able to tolerate that strip of red lace riding up your ass all day tho, then you shouldn't waste the money buying it.

The strip shouldn't be "riding up your ass". It should rest between your butt cheeks and it shouldn't take more than a couple days to get used to it. I feel as if you're wearing thongs and G-strings that are too small for you if that's how they are feeling when you're wearing them, I honestly can't even tell I'm wearing anything when I wear either of them because they fit me good.

Try a size larger if that's what your experiencing

 

[Gbanger]

The strip shouldn't be "riding up your ass". It should rest between your butt cheeks and it shouldn't take more than a couple days to get used to it. I feel as if you're wearing thongs and G-strings that are too small for you if that's how they are feeling when you're wearing them, I honestly can't even tell I'm wearing anything when I wear either of them because they fit me good.

Try a size larger if that's what your experiencing

hahaha. I was just using "riding up your ass" as a tongue-in-cheek figure of speech. I'm an everyday thong wearer myself. They are so comfortable, and like you, I don't even notice the thong between my cheeks.

It doesn't change the fact tho that thong go up the crack of your ass. It's the defining feature of thong underwear. So when you put a thong on in the morning you are committing to having your underwear constantly up your butt for the entire day.

While we find them comfortable, most people spend their lives trying to keep their underwear out of their buttcracks. The constant wedgie reality of thong underwear is a big mental hurdle for many people, and prevents them from ever even giving thong underwear a try.

So anyway, I don't think there's any point in thongstealer881 buying a brand new thong from WalMart unless he was actually going to wear it himself. I was just trying to point out that if he's one of those people that can't even stand the thought of having his underwear between his buttcheeks all day, then thongs are not the underwear for him. Unless he wants to be like us and wear thong underwear, he's best off just saving his money.