She hates them, but sometimes needs must. Just trying to avoid vpl in her work trousers.
Shouldn't she be wearing thong underwear every day she goes to work then?
Your wife is maddening because she's the ideal candidate for thong underwear. She has a great ass, she doesn't want VPL, and judging by the pics of her preferred panties, her underwear gives her a major wedgie all day anyways. Her underwear is gonna be up her arse no matter what: better it be a skinny thong that you can't even feel than a full wad of granny panties all bunched up there.
It makes no sense to me why she keeps fighting her destiny. Thongs solve all her problems. If she would just wear thongs she won't have to worry about VPL, she won't get wedgies, she won't need to pick at her butt, she'll look amazing, and her husband will be hypnotized by her.